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Remember how Boo liked to use my toothbrush as an anal cleansing instrument?...
Alternative title: Now I know why I hate celery. Alternative Alternative title: WHAT THE FUCK? To truly appreciate the FULL HORROR of this – oh yes, it will be worse trust me you NEED the back story...
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So now I just need to discover that MPS is my cousin, buy some Crocs and my...
I guess I should change my name to Schapelle now and getz me some jeggin’s. Check it. Back windscreen held together with CONTACT AND DUCT TAPE. A new one is going to take a while to get here....
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This is the foot of addiction…
I woke yesterday morning to find Boo in the lounge room. In a carb coma. The remnants of another middle of the night bread bender surrounding him. Pants on the floor, empty bread bag tossed aside,...
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I need you to put your detective hats on while I go and rock in this corner...
this scene greeted me when I went into the bathroom to use the facilities… A gun. Two toothbrushes. Toothpaste. AND A TAPE MEASURE. I am baffled. And a little terrified. Can you see why? … THAT IS MY...
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Act your age, not your shoe size.
Or, well, BOTH. He still has YEARS of growing in him. These were expertly fitted and the biggest size they stock… and he has only JUST turned 14. HOLD ME. {he is currently standing in front of the...
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thankfully they don’t come in red, because that would be gross. But if they...
I would call them ‘Sunshine drips from my arse’ {source} My exact reaction. But less bloody and Home Coming Queeney. Alternatively: I have a solution for the dripping problem. I fucking love...
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Yeah, so this happened.
You should see the other guy *weeps* When I get over the fact that MPS crashed my not even 6 month old brand new model therefore no 2nd hand parts and I stupidly decided on a $1000 insurance excess...
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